The Lexus SC430 of 1981.

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05/21/2014 at 10:46 • Filed to: None

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Clean 1981 Chrysler Imperial for sale.

Introducing this 1981 Chrysler Imperial with 74,858 miles. Arriving in White paint, this vehicle is sure to shine no matter where – the garage, the boulevard or the expressway.

So clean!

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Digital dash!

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Personal luxury!

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Comfortable Interior, and ... wait a minute...

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Factory eight-track player?

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Why did I compare this to the SC430? Because like the Lexus finally phasing out cassette players in 2010, Chrysler held on to the eight-track player long after it's heyday when people have moved on to the next media.

Eight-track tapes were phased out of stores by late 1982, and all the olds* weren't done with them yet.

Listing

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Such Option

AM/FM Stereo Radio

Air Conditioning

Cloth Upholstery

Cruise Control

Front Bucket Seats

Heated Outside Mirror (s)

Illuminated Entry System

Intermittent Wipers

Leather Upholstery

Map Lights

Power Door Locks

Power Drivers Seat

Power Passenger Seat

Power Steering

Power Windows

Rear Defroster

Rear Window Defroster

Remote Trunk Release

Tilt Steering Wheel

Tinted or Privacy Glass

Trip Computer

Wheel Covers

Woodgrain Dash

Notice that they didn't even list the tape player. They probably have never seen one before, and didn't know what it was.

*Disclaimer - 1980s new Chrysler customers, like 2010 Lexus customers, are not young. They have not embraced the newest audio technology, and have a collection of older media they still want to enjoy. Money talks, and they have the money.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! I love you but I've chosen hooning! > McMike
05/21/2014 at 10:56

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I know how the pitch for this interior went down:

"Gentlemen, what's classier than a French whorehouse?"


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > McMike
05/21/2014 at 11:19

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my 08 TL has a tape deck. I kind of want to start a cassette collection just because and haul them around in those giant tape cases just because I can


Kinja'd!!! McMike > McMike
05/21/2014 at 11:23

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Honey, we've been in Canada for five minutes now, it's time to flip the switch.

Need to know how many kay-emms we have left in the tank.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Sn210
05/21/2014 at 11:37

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A 2008 with a tape deck?


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > ly2v8-Brian
05/21/2014 at 11:46

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I think they wanted to cover everything. It's got AM/FM/XM radio, Aux input, 6-disc CD player and a tape deck in the dash, and also an audio DVD player in the trunk. All from the factory too; it's pretty insane.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Sn210
05/21/2014 at 11:49

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All you're missing is the 8-track and a record player.


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > ly2v8-Brian
05/21/2014 at 11:59

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I'm working on it...

Lol


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > McMike
05/21/2014 at 12:33

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It's funny how car manufacturers are always behind.

aux-in: this is definitely a premium feature guys, better put in a tape deck instead

usb-in: we can't possible add these incredibly cheap connectors to our systems that are perfectly capable of dealing with it.

bluetooth audio: only on our most expensive model and we may or may not enable the bluetooth audio, we'll probably just start with phone-only

auto makers are like: responsive touch screens, wtf is that?